23 year old nerdy lady, married to her best friend in the entire world. Southern born and raised. Studying interior design. Enjoying the small things in life. Learning to be Mrs. Domesticated, rather than Ms. Reckless. Enthralled by pretty things. Collector of notebooks, owls, and funny gifs.

: The color green, horses, cats, dogs, rabbits, and pretty much every adorable animal out there. The Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Chelsea Lately, Law & Order, Miranda Lambert + Blake Shelton, comic books & movies, and a billion other things.

always, ellie


Justin Bartels, Impression 

‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’

(Source: anorsexic)

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Sass & Class to match the Quarter Horse Ass: SONGS I WILL NEVER GET SICK OF

optimistic-cowgirl:

Eric Church - Springsteen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2gGXlW6wSY

Back Down South - Kings Of Leon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOuqyqmtJk

Tip It On Back - Dierks Bentley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6WC_QxYpLE

I Don’t Like - Chief Keef

(Source: blua)

please-stay-perfect:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

I had to reblog lol this is so cute

(Source: formycountry)

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truckyeahcountrystars:

Kacey Musgraves - Merry Go Round

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iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

(Source: gfrees)